Named RM 69 Erotic Tourbillon for its not-so-secret intentions, this striking Richard Mille watch isn’t exactly one for the office, but is bound to make a statement when you’ve got your eye on the prize. Described by Mille as “a clear affirmation of the creative longing to reveal our most secret intentions in all their glory,” the RM 69 Erotic Tourbillon showcase seductive messages like “I want to caress you madly” or even an even racier “I long to arouse your nipples.” With 69-hour power reserve, anti-glare-treated sapphire crystal and other astoundingly sleek details, this bold timepiece is definitely a piece to remember. With only 30 pieces available, it’s time for the brave ones to step forward to claim this piece of sartorial eroticism.